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Here are the movies and the dates on tap for this month, February 2026. Since Maxwell picked first last month, so Seann picked first this month. Quite the selection! Here’s the draft order and review release dates: 2/8/2026 Seann: Wild at Heart (1990) Maxwell: Misconduct (2016) 2/15/2026 Seann: I Love You Phillip Morris (2009) Maxwell:… Read more
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This week I got to watch Mickey’s Christmas Carol (1983) which was not a full feature-length movie, but turned out to be shorter than what I would call a short film. With a runtime of only 26 minutes, I quickly realized I was in for a bit of a doozy with this week’s review. I… Read more
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This week, I had the unfortunate experience of watching Super Troopers 2 (2018). This was a sequel that no one asked for, and frankly was made about 16-17 years too late after the first one (2001). I was 11 when the first one came out, and the last, and only, time I watched it I… Read more
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Spread (2009) is a film that prior to this month’s draft of films, I was entirely unfamiliar with (and for good reason.) This movie had me rolling my eyes not 30 seconds in, and honestly, after last week’s film Land of Bad, I did not think I would be subjected to a worse watch. Boy,… Read more
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Seann’s movie for this week is Land of Bad (2024), a movie he had never heard of, and upon first impressions, does not look to be more than a mediocre action flick. The movie has a 6.1/10 on IMDB, out of nearly 60,000 total reviews. Seann is someone who can enjoy a good wartime action… Read more
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Maxwell won the first dice roll, and got to pick first in the inaugural Mallards draft. The eight randomly picked films are *drumroll* Quite the selection! Here’s the draft order: 1 (Maxwell) – Holmes & Watson (2018) 2 (Seann) – Land of Bad (2024)3 (Maxwell) – Air America (1990)4 (Seann) – Spread (2009)5 (Maxwell) –… Read more
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Hello, and welcome to Mallards Movies – we’re glad you’re here. Mallards Movies began with two guys who loved to watch movies, write, and make jokes about them. If you’re here, there’s a good chance you enjoy those things as well. The format of the blog is simple: At the beginning of each month, eight… Read more
