Mallards Movies

Two guys watching random movies and giving our genuine thoughts on them.

Jim Gaffigan

  • September 2026: Week 4 – Cinderella (2021) Running on Empty (2024)

    For the last week of September, I got stuck with a movie that neither of us wanted to watch, Cinderella (2021). An Amazon Prime “Original”. The movie poster alone for this one already pissed me off. How the hell are you going to sit here and sell the story of Cinderella to me as an… Read more

  • February 2026: Week 3 – Arbitrage (2012) Unfrosted (2024)

    I had the pick of Arbitrage (2012) for this week’s movie. This is a movie I had not heard of prior to the draft at the beginning of the month, and upon glancing at the IMDB page for it, I immediately knew that I was in for a very “boomer-coded” flick, and boy was I… Read more