Mallards Movies

Two guys watching random movies and giving our genuine thoughts on them.

Movies

  • January 2026 Movie List

    Maxwell won the first dice roll, and got to pick first in the inaugural Mallards draft. The eight randomly picked films are *drumroll* Quite the selection! Here’s the draft order: 1/4/2026 Maxwell: Holmes & Watson (2018) Seann:  Land of Bad (2024) 1/11/2026 Maxwell: Air America (1990) Seann: Spread (2009) 1/18/2026 Maxwell: Rampage (2014) Seann: Super… Read more

  • Mallards Introduction

    Hello, and welcome to Mallards Movies – we’re glad you’re here. Mallards Movies began with two guys who loved to watch movies, write, and make jokes about them. If you’re here, there’s a good chance you enjoy those things as well.  The format of the blog is simple: At the beginning of each month, eight… Read more