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  • March 2026: Week 1 – Dungeons & Dragons (2000) Fahrenheit 451 (1966)

    For the first week of March, I had the opportunity to go back and revisit a movie I watched as a kid, Dungeons & Dragons (2000). I remember enjoying it when I was younger, back then I had a cursory knowledge of what D&D was, it wouldn’t be until about four years after the release… Read more

  • March Movie List

    Here are the movies and the dates on tap for this month, March 2026. Since Seann picked first last month, Maxwell picked first this month.  Quite the selection! Here’s the draft order and review release dates: 3/8/2026 Maxwell: Fahrenheit 451 (1966) Seann: Dungeons & Dragons (2000) 3/15/2026 Maxwell: Dick Tracy (1990) Seann: They Came Together… Read more

  • February 2026: Week 4 – Outbreak (2024) E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

    For the final week of February, I was left with a movie I had never heard of again, Outbreak (2024). As far as I can tell, this movie was a “made for streaming” one that didn’t hit theaters, and there are lots of these nowadays. And not many of them are good or worth the… Read more

  • February 2026: Week 3 – Arbitrage (2012) Unfrosted (2024)

    I had the pick of Arbitrage (2012) for this week’s movie. This is a movie I had not heard of prior to the draft at the beginning of the month, and upon glancing at the IMDB page for it, I immediately knew that I was in for a very “boomer-coded” flick, and boy was I… Read more

  • February 2026: Week 2 – I love You Phillip Morris (2009) Twins (1988)

    This week, I had the fortunate chance to watch a movie that I had seen previously in theaters a decade and a half ago, and had already walked away from enjoying, I Love You Phillip Morris (2009). This movie stars Jim Carrey (Steven Rusell) and Ewan McGregor (Phillip Morris) as two incarcerated people who meet… Read more

  • February 2026: Week 1 – Wild at Heart (1990) Misconduct (2016)

    This week I got the fortunate chance to watch Wild at Heart (1990), a film written and directed by one of my personal favorites, David Lynch. It also happens to star another personal favorite of mine, Nicolas Cage, and features in a tertiary role a third personal favorite of mine, Willem Dafoe. I will start… Read more

  • February Movie list

    Here are the movies and the dates on tap for this month, February 2026. Since Maxwell picked first last month, so Seann picked first this month.  Quite the selection! Here’s the draft order and review release dates: 2/8/2026 Seann: Wild at Heart (1990) Maxwell: Misconduct (2016) 2/15/2026 Seann: I Love You Phillip Morris (2009) Maxwell:… Read more

  • January 2026: Week 4 – Mickey’s Christmas Carol (1983) Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)

    This week I got to watch Mickey’s Christmas Carol (1983) which was not a full feature-length movie, but turned out to be shorter than what I would call a short film. With a runtime of only 26 minutes, I quickly realized I was in for a bit of a doozy with this week’s review.  I… Read more

  • January 2026: Week 3 – Super Troopers 2 (2018) Rampage (2018)

    This week, I had the unfortunate experience of watching Super Troopers 2 (2018). This was a sequel that no one asked for, and frankly was made about 16-17 years too late after the first one (2001). I was 11 when the first one came out, and the last, and only, time I watched it I… Read more

  • January 2026: Week 2 – Spread (2009) and Air America (1990)

    Spread (2009) is a film that prior to this month’s draft of films, I was entirely unfamiliar with (and for good reason.) This movie had me rolling my eyes not 30 seconds in, and honestly, after last week’s film Land of Bad, I did not think I would be subjected to a worse watch. Boy,… Read more