Mallards Movies

Two guys watching random movies and giving our genuine thoughts on them.

  • June 2026: Week 1 – Enemy of the State (1998) Unbroken (2014)

    For my first film of June, I was able to draft a film that I was actually excited about for once. I had seen this as a teen, I know for sure that this was one that my dad owned on DVD or Blu Ray back in the day. Enemy of the State (1997) is… Read more

  • June Movie List

    Here are the movies and the dates on tap for this month, June 2026. Since Maxwell picked first last month, Seann picked first this month.  Quite the selection! Here’s the draft order and review release dates: 6/7/2026 Seann: Enemy of the State (1998) Maxwell: Unbroken (2014) 6/14/2026 Seann: Ratter (2015) Maxwell: Mary Shelley (2018) 6/21/2026… Read more

  • May 2026: Week 5 (Girlfriend Edition) – Widows (2018)

    This week for the final week of May since we have FIVE Sundays this month, we decided to do a special review where we each had our girlfriends watch and write a review for the same movie. Without further ado, here they are: Widows (2018) Hello, everyone! My name is Sarah, and I’m Seann’s girlfriend.… Read more

  • May 2026: Week 4 – Ride Along 2 (2016) Barbie: A Fashion Farytale (2010)

    For the fourth week of May, I got stuck with Ride Along 2 (2016). This is a movie I had no expectations for. In the draft, Maxwell said that he refuses to watch anything with Kevin Hart in it (which I mostly agree with, I would not go out of my way to watch a… Read more

  • May 2026: Week 3 – The Hustle (2019) In Time (2011)

    This week’s pick was a doozy, and that’s putting it lightly. I chose The Hustle (2019) for three reasons: I had never heard of this movie, I enjoy Anne Hathaway (usually) and Rebel Wilson (usually). I put “usually” in quotation marks, because this was not one of those times. I absolutely hated this movie. It… Read more

  • May 2026 – Week 2: Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) Love & Friendship (2016)

    For the second week of May, I selected Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021). I will start this review off by saying I am not a superhero movie fan; I have seen maybe five or so movies out of the entire MCU Franchise, and unless more pop up on the draft for this blog, I will… Read more

  • May 2026: Week 1 – The French Connection (1971) The Land Before Time (1988)

    I lucked out for the first week of May by not only picking a movie I had seen previously, but also getting a beloved classic, 1971’s The French Connection. This movie was a resounding success, with a budget of $1.8 million and a worldwide gross of over $50 million, not to mention eight Oscar nominations,… Read more

  • May Movie List (and bonus)

    Here are the movies and the dates on tap for this month, May 2026. Since Seann picked first last month, Maxwell picked first this month.  Quite the selection! Here’s the draft order and review release dates: 5/3/2026 Maxwell: The Land Before Time (1988) Seann: The French Connection (1971) 5/10/2026 Maxwell: Love & Friendship (2016) Seann:… Read more

  • April 2026: Week 4 – Meg 2: The Trench (2023) Ghostbusters (2016)

    For the last week of April’s movies, I was “stuck” with Meg 2: The Trench (2023). This is a movie I normally would not choose to watch for a movie night, as I am not typically into Hollywood Action Flicks. I went into this one with no expectations whatsoever. And to be entirely honest, I… Read more

  • April 2026: Week 3 – Captivity (2007) Robocop 3 (1993)

    Pointlessly grotesque.  -0 mallards/5 -Seann In keeping with the tradition of not watching prequels if assigned a sequel, I did not refresh my memory on the lore of Robocop. I did not re-watch Robocop (1987), nor did I watch for the first time Robocop 2 (1990). Luckily, I don’t think anything was lost from my… Read more