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Hello, and welcome to Mallards Movies – we’re glad you’re here. Mallards Movies began with two guys who loved to watch movies, write, and make jokes about them. If you’re here, there’s a good chance you enjoy those things as well. The format of the blog is simple: At the beginning of each month, eight… Read more
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For the third week of June, I drafted a movie called Strange Days (1995) that I had never heard of previously. Upon reading the synopsis, and watching it, I truly feel that this would be a movie my dad would have “enjoyed” and said his infamous phrase “it has some redeeming qualities” about. So the… Read more
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For the second week of June, I drafted a movie I had never heard of, despite there being plenty of (probably) more interesting picks left, but sometimes I like to force myself to watch something that I normally wouldn’t. In the past (maybe not for this blog) I have been surprised, and ended up having… Read more
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For my first film of June, I was able to draft a film that I was actually excited about for once. I had seen this as a teen, I know for sure that this was one that my dad owned on DVD or Blu Ray back in the day. Enemy of the State (1997) is… Read more
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Here are the movies and the dates on tap for this month, June 2026. Since Maxwell picked first last month, Seann picked first this month. Quite the selection! Here’s the draft order and review release dates: 6/7/2026 Seann: Enemy of the State (1998) Maxwell: Unbroken (2014) 6/14/2026 Seann: Ratter (2015) Maxwell: Mary Shelley (2018) 6/21/2026… Read more
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This week for the final week of May since we have FIVE Sundays this month, we decided to do a special review where we each had our girlfriends watch and write a review for the same movie. Without further ado, here they are: Widows (2018) Hello, everyone! My name is Sarah, and I’m Seann’s girlfriend.… Read more
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For the fourth week of May, I got stuck with Ride Along 2 (2016). This is a movie I had no expectations for. In the draft, Maxwell said that he refuses to watch anything with Kevin Hart in it (which I mostly agree with, I would not go out of my way to watch a… Read more
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This week’s pick was a doozy, and that’s putting it lightly. I chose The Hustle (2019) for three reasons: I had never heard of this movie, I enjoy Anne Hathaway (usually) and Rebel Wilson (usually). I put “usually” in quotation marks, because this was not one of those times. I absolutely hated this movie. It… Read more
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For the second week of May, I selected Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021). I will start this review off by saying I am not a superhero movie fan; I have seen maybe five or so movies out of the entire MCU Franchise, and unless more pop up on the draft for this blog, I will… Read more
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